Naked Food Network Celebs

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I’ve decided to roll with the punches with my search results. It’s tapered off a bit lately but I know that in everyones heart they just want to see the men and women of the food network in the buff. After all, if someone is on television it’s obvious that they have nude photos somewhere! I mean c’mon, it’s the information age!

I’ll tell you right away, however, that I don’t house these pictures. This is an ordinary blog written by an idiot in eastern Canada. I watch the Food Network, but I have no desire to see Ina Garten doing dirty things… barefoot or no. After merely mentioning Giada’s breasts in an earlier post, and based on the apparent and somewhat sad popularity of my post on hating Rachel Ray, I starting getting a lot more traffic around here. I like to think that by at least talking about, say, Alton Brown’s manhood, that I might get even more traffic.

You might call this “false advertising.” I mean, I always hate it when I search for something in google and I get a result that looks like a perfect match until I open it and it’s in an entirely different context. In that case, I apologise to all of you who came here looking for your dream pictorals of Emeril, Paula Dean, and David Rocco in a steamy three-way. It’s just not going to happen.

It’s probably all pointless anyway, since I can’t say that anything I discuss in earnest on this blog would be worth the attention of people searching for these things. I’m not judging. The heart wants what it wants. This is basically an experiment to entertain myself, and what are blogs if not ways to entertain yourself with search results and stat tracking? Nothing I say.

And with that, I wish everyone a happy valentines day. You’d think I’d blog about that, but maybe blogging about people who want to have sex with food network celebrities is just my way of celebrating valentines day… or something.

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